The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.