The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.