The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases McMillan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.