The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
- McMillan drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
McMillan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.