The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- McMillan gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.