The Dropped Pass Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
McMillan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.