The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McMillan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.