The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McMillan is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.