The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.