The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.