The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.