The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.