The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Coach says Pollard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.