The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.