The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.