The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Pollard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.