The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.