The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.