The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.