The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Pollard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
83%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.