The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.