The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.