The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.