The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.