The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pollard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.