The Committee Backfield Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.