The Stuffed Run Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.