The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.