The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.