The Stuffed Run Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.