The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.