The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.