The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.