The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.