The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.