The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.