The Committee Backfield Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Pollard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.