The Fumble Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach says Pollard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.