The Committee Backfield Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.