The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.