The Phantom Flag Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Pollard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.