The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.