The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.