The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Horton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.