The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Horton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.