The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.