The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.