The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.