The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Horton, Horton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.