The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.